that I’m 18 years old and I already want to settle down with one person

or do I sound like every other goddamn 18 year old?

Thnks Fr Th Mmrs (Fall Out Boy)

Moves Like Jagger  (Maroon 5)

Turn Me On, Super Bass, Single Ladies, and More (Brittany Spears, Nicki Minaj, Beyonce, and Usher)

The Pretender  (The Foo Fighters)

Blackbird/Yesterday (The Beatles)

Born This Way (Lady Gaga)

Bully (Shinedown)

Forget You  (Cee lo Green)

I Don’t Care (Fall Out Boy)

I Want Candy (Aaron Carter)

Incantation and Dance (originally a James Barnes Chance piece that was rearranged for a marching show opener)

Love Drunk (Boys Like Girls)

Monster (Skillet)

We Found Love (Rihanna) 

Raise Your Glass (P!nk)

Starships (Nicki Minaj)

We Are Young (fun.)

We R Who We R (Ke$ha)

you’re probably right. 

http://www.empathys.co.uk/53.html

The one really annoying one: He refers EVERYTHING back to the time when he was a youth minister and when he would always make speeches at church conferences. To me, it gets very irritating and sometimes I get upset. He doesn’t seem to understand that not everyone in the class can relate to him in that aspect and it kind of makes it hard to take that class seriously. 

The one really cool one: She’s my anthropology professor. She’s super cool and we got to talk in her office for about an hour. I told her that I wanted to do something with music AND anthropology because I love them both. She gave me some advice and then we started talking about human evolution (because she has replicas of each skull in evolutionary order). Obviously, I am very biased and I don’t give a shit.

Also note the difference in location that these events occurred. One was publicly, in class, and the other was private in a professional office setting. I think that religion, in a state funded location, should still remain behind closed doors. Atheism too for that matter.

Yes. I partook in the Beer Olympics. 

Team name: The Alcoholocaust.

There were 11 games: beer pong, beer dodge, chandelier, boom cup, flip cup, and some more that I don’t remember.

Well, I only made it through beer pong (which my team lost by ONE FUCKING CUP), beer dodge (which we won), and chandelier (which we lost twice). I suck at drinking games. I was drunk by the end of chandelier and almost passed out on the stairs. My friends had to walk me back to my dorm and fucking tuck me into bed - which I will thank them for over and over again because they’re both so wonderfully awesome. I’m still shocked that I even remember anything. Also, I had a dream last night! I haven’t had a dream since I arrived at school and funny enough, I remember that too. 

I just hope that everyone else forgets how fucking crazy I was acting. I’ve never been that outgoing with people that I don’t know very well. How embarrassing. 

Christians: 0

Atheists: 1

because we offended our asian friends.

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